The scene: a crowded LA restaurant. At the centre table sits a lesbian couple on a first date. One of the women talks loud enough for everyone else to eavesdrop.
â€œYeah the main reason I had the nose job was that I want my kids to have cute noses.â€
The restaurant falls silent.
The woman looks round,
â€œWhat? What?! â€¦ Oh I get it â€“ itâ€™s because weâ€™re gay, right? Well hey, get over it. Lesbians can have children too, you know!â€