Ria Bacon: editor & writer

Linguist with wanderlust,
From the hills of New Guinea to the halls of the Sorbonne,
From the beaches of Bassam to the fields of Friesland,
From the catacombs of Rome to the Blue Mountains of Jamaica.
From the heather of the Veluwe to the dust of Dakar ...

Currently resident in the Land of Sea with a small tribe of kids and Mr B.

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Currently translating a manual on how to make a handpump. Background research takes ages but gives great feeling of learning something new.
1 week ago
@RiaBacon helloooo! i've been suffering from exactly the same problem.
2 weeks ago
@lucypepper Good to hear from you. Real life is getting in the way of my virtual self. Maybe I should outsource the overworked part.
2 weeks ago
Fat tax now! RT @AP In 20 years, some 42 percent of the U.S. population will be obese, new government report says: http://t.co/ImZK2ETt -EF
2 weeks ago
@RiaBacon i read that as: Fresh post... random outbreak. Need more sleep.
2 weeks ago

Stet in a cloud

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Now hear dis!

FYI

Stet means "Let it stand" and is used by editors to indicate that the original text should be left untouched.

...in Arcadia ego is a pun on a painting by Poussin.

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Mea culpa (heehee)

This morning I was trying to manoeuvre out of my parking spot. I backed up and immediately nudged the car behind. Oops never mind. So I clenched my jaw and strained to get full lock without power steering and edged forward. Ker-bump. The car behind had rear-ended me. I aimed my hardest Paddington hard stare at my aggressor only to realize that the car was empty. Gingerly I reversed back, nudging the little silver Micra back a few feet, then edged out into the stream of rush hour traffic. And to my astonishment, the Micra rolled up behind me! I accelerated slightly and let another car get in between us. The traffic was moving slowly and on the uneven cobbles, the runaway car didn’t gain much momentum. I followed it in my rear-view mirror, unable to contain my laughter and yet also feeling I was somehow at fault. Still it seemed so comical, like a silent movie with Buster Keaton. Instead of heading right to school, I went round the Piramide one more time just to catch a further glimpse of the runaway car’s progress. It had rolled almost two hundred metres and had come to a stop in the middle of a three-way junction. A line of cars was forming behind it and I could see the occupants beginning to gesticulate their fury. Too bad I couldn’t see their faces when they tried to remonstrate with the absent Micra driver.

Made my day.

Piramide Roma
The car rolled from the tree-lined boulevard at the top (north), southwest to where the top of the pyramid is.

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  • http://riabacon.blogspot.com Ria

    A Nissan Micra is a small car driven by even smaller Italian women who would bite your knees if they could – the traffic in Rome makes them very tense.

    Paddington Bear was created by Michael Bond. He has no ninja moves but can cause grown men to break down into snivelling wrecks with his “hard stare”. I’ve tried it. It works.

  • http://innerzinc.com/inneroutings/ zee

    Absolutely brilliant! Stepped out this morning looking for a certain something (not from within me) to make my day. Little did I know that you’d provide just the touch of humor that my spirit needed, online!

  • http://truegrit.weblogs.us/ ilona

    Did anyone check inside for a four year old boy?

  • http://syvwlch.blogspot.com Mathieu

    lol!!

    too bad it wasn’t a VW Beetle ;)

  • http://riabacon.blogspot.com Ria

    More guilt? There was no one in the car, I swear! There was a 4-year-old boy and 5-year-old girl in MY car, for what it’s worth.

  • http://micheleagnew.com Michele

    Oh my, I LOVE this post and the incident that caused it. Now, much like SC&A I will embellish it slightly and tell it at the next dinner or cocktail party. Of course you will be “my dear friend Ria” and I shall show them how you do you infamous Paddington Bear stare.

  • http://theapologist.blogspot.com CW Fisher

    Ria, you did the right thing. Had you blocked the other car with your own and phoned the police you would have wrecked a great post.

  • http://sigcarlfred.blogspot.com/ Sigmund, Carl and Alfred

    The sheer beauty is in the size.

    We lose pocket change, papers and all sorts of stuff, to gravity and the winds.

    A car, well, that is simply magnificent irony, on many levels. Now, off to retell the story- embellished, of course.

  • Jane

    This was so funny I laughed out loud for quite a bit. A rare occurrance these days (just as a reference point!). Ria, you really have great humour in your writing.

  • http://www.someblogs.com/youwho/ David

    What’s a Paddington hard stare? What’s a Micra?

  • http://www.someblogs.com/4kidsmomndad/ Bob

    Who can blame a car for taking a scenic stroll in such a beautiful place?

  • http://riabacon.blogspot.com Ria

    Wrecked a great post? That’s a cruel pun, Mr Fisher. (See next post.)