Just back from the dentist’s.
Mr B. had warned me that Dr Ceysar did not have much a bedside manner, which was fine by me since I never really enjoyed chatting to the dentist with an anaesthetized jaw.
– So did you have a good holiday?
–ggshugnbr bevvfrna shuhptuh
– Yes, I’m sure it must be lovely at this time of year.
Instead I got
– Pain where?
– Ah! (sounding pleasantly surprised)
– Have you ever had root canal work on this tooth?
He’s booked me for a triple session next Thursday.