Just back from the dentist’s.
Mr B. had warned me that Dr Ceysar did not have much a bedside manner, which was fine by me since I never really enjoyed chatting to the dentist with an anaesthetized jaw.
- So did you have a good holiday?
-ggshugnbr bevvfrna shuhptuh
- Yes, I’m sure it must be lovely at this time of year.
Instead I got
- Pain where?
- Ah! (sounding pleasantly surprised)
- Have you ever had root canal work on this tooth?
He’s booked me for a triple session next Thursday.