The Cabinet of Doctor Ceysar

Just back from the dentist’s.

And how's Mrs Zombie?

Mr B. had warned me that Dr Ceysar did not have much a bedside manner, which was fine by me since I never really enjoyed chatting to the dentist with an anaesthetized jaw.

– So did you have a good holiday?

ggshugnbr bevvfrna shuhptuh

– Yes, I’m sure it must be lovely at this time of year.

Instead I got

– Pain where?

– Ah! (sounding pleasantly surprised)

– Have you ever had root canal work on this tooth?

The horror!


He’s booked me
for a triple session next Thursday.

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