Out for a stroll in San Saba yesterday morning, I found this cunning contraption rigged up at the local section of the Communist Party. No automatic irrigation system with electronic water timers, micro jets and mini sprinklers … just an old plastic bottle and some wire.
The comrades are obviously absent, attending the annual 30-day Balnearic Exposition on Anti-Capitalist Hegemony (B.E.A.C.H), courageously dealing with Collective Analyses of Radical Dialectics (C.A.R.D.S).
Economic crisis? I’ll raise you ten.