All I want from Santa

A long infomercial in yesterday’s Gleaner newspaper began with the following photo and headline:
A must for your home

The best part was the following text:

All members of the response team are well trained in firearm handling, tactical shooting, and covert action and customer relations.

Imaginary dialogue:

BLAM!! BLAM!!!

Tanks fe de glass a ice wata, mam.


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