All I want from Santa

A long infomercial in yesterday’s Gleaner newspaper began with the following photo and headline:
A must for your home

The best part was the following text:

All members of the response team are well trained in firearm handling, tactical shooting, and covert action and customer relations.

Imaginary dialogue:

BLAM!! BLAM!!!

Tanks fe de glass a ice wata, mam.

2 Responses to “All I want from Santa”

  1. ZonaSedna Says:

    i can’t’ believe this ad is real!eheheheheh :-D

  2. URBAN GYPSY Says:

    Well I wouldn’t argue with ‘em!

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