Archive for March, 2007

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Monday, March 5th, 2007

Yesterday I passed the Shell petrol station at Manor Park a few hours after it had been damaged by fire. There was a burnt out truck by the pumps and the area was cordoned off with a yellow tape, marked
Police crime scene Do not cross Police crime scene Do not cross
I imagined some kind of […]

Bank on an M-16

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Teller: I’m sorry, Sir, but this line is for Gold Card holders only.
Policeman: And M-16 holders?
Teller: … That’ll do nicely, Sir.

Sandblaster Beauty Salon

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

“OK, Mrs Musgrave. I think we’ve done as much as we can down here. Perhaps you’d like to step upstairs for our new innovation in skin rejuvenation …”