Archive for the 'Miscellanea' Category

Anti-service

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Some time ago, I decided to print out a couple of photos at a print shop in uptown Kingston. What occurred there was a prime example of the anti-service culture that is sadly so common in Jamaica.
When I entered the print shop, it was unclear who were customers and who were staff. I asked a […]

Cupertino Effect strikes again

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

Hard at work, racing against the clock, just past midnight, I found another funny example of the Cupertino Effect.
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What is the Cupertino Effect?

Writing wrongs

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

Taking a break from the political meltdown here in Jamaica, I got a tip-off from a fellow editor in Rome about a new term for spellcheck mis-corrections: The Cupertino Effect.
The origin of the term, coined at the Language Log, is from the the common mistyping of “cooperation” as “cooperatino”. Bizarrely, certain spellcheckers offer “Cupertino” as […]

Chinglish crassics

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

As an editor, it was all I could do to stop myself from leaping out and attacking this car in front of me with my red pen.

To calm myself down, I thought I’d do some breathing exercises when I got home. But I hadn’t counted on the instruction leaflet that came with the yoga mat:
Train […]

How low can you go?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Last Saturday, the fastest sprinter in the world, Jamaican Asafa Powell, beat all-comers at the Jamaica International Invitational meeting in Kingston. Even so, he had wanted to go even faster and blamed the starter for making them wait too long, claiming that “It was the worst start I have ever got in my life so […]