Archive for the 'Miscellanea' Category

The meaning of life

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

A Reuter’s report of yesterday:
Feel like a cup of tea, but don’t have the time to brew one up? Pop a “tea pill” instead.
Why would I do that? Isn’t the whole point about tea that you actually take the time to make it then blow and sip it slowly, sit back and relax [...]

Dove trovo il tasto “any”?

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

The World Economic forum has just published its Global Information Technology Report 2004-2005 which assesses “the state of the networked readiness of 104 economies”. Top of the charts is Singapore, where half the population is selling duty-free hi-tech stuff to the other half, and Iceland, where all six people know how to use a computer [...]

*eugh*

Monday, March 7th, 2005

It’s 10:30 and I’m going to bed already. I’ve got laryngitis and have been whispering all day. Everyone thinks it’s hilarious. Before our editorial meeting this morning, I scribbled on 2 pieces of paper with a pink day-glo marker. The first said
I’ve lost my voice
and the second said,
Stop laughing!

Leave the gun. Take the wasabi.

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005

>>>>>T minus 30
I hadn’t planned it this way, it’s just that I had a sushi craving and then I started smearing on the wasabi and it came to me - a pre-emptive attack! If I’ve got to suffer jaw ache trying to hold my mouth open wider than it was ever intended, listen to that [...]

A good job

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005

When my Scottish grandparents used to talk about their friends’ offspring, they would say things like, “Aye, ye remember Sandy McDuffus’ lassie, Moira, aye, she got a good job at the post office, y’know.”
A good job at the post office. For my grandparents, who grew up in Glasgow between the wars, any job in an [...]