In a CNN Money article yesterday about the Facebook vs Google+ rivalry, my editor’s antennae started twitching when I read
“But defensive moves are not Zuckerberg’s style, and in September, at the company’s F8 developers event, he unleashed a sea of new features that alter the current service radically.”
“A sea of features”?
A sea change, yes, in a different context; better still, a raft or slew of new features.
My preference is for the latter, derived from the Old Irish, sluagh, meaning “army”.
“A slew of” — it sounds violent, cool and sophisticated in one shot.
Give it a try today!
Translating agricultural development articles doesn’t often make me break out into a smile, so I was particularly pleased to discover this evening that the Chief Executive of the Seychelles Agricultural Agency goes by the wonderful name of Antoine Marie Moustache. It’s the mother lode of tease.
And then there’s his job: with a land mass of only 455 square miles spread over 115 tiny islands and coral outcrops, the title seems to rival that of Swiss Admiral*.
Determined to find more about Mr Moustache, I tracked down his M.Phil thesis at another of my old stomping grounds, the University of the West Indies: Fertilizer use in Cabbage with Special Reference to Urea-N.
– Irie! U-Ria! Why y’hafta pee on de cabbage dem?
– Yeah man, me drink me root juice
an’ forget de damn waterin’ can an’ ting.
(Read previous work-related highlights and other barely plausible names.)
* What’s the difference between a Dyson vacuum cleaner and a Swiss Admiral?
A Dyson vacuum cleaner sucks and sucks and never fails, while a Swiss Admiral …
It’s heading for 1 am. About to shut down for the night, I carelessly copied over the whole folder of my current editing job in progress onto my USB stick, thinking that I’d be super efficient by having access to the files during the day tomorrow. Two seconds later I realized to my horror that I had already been super efficient by working on the document directly on my stick. By copying over the original version of the file, I deleted all of this evening’s work.
I don’t know whether to cry or give myself a slap for being so stuuuupid!